AISubs v3.7
- Hello, I'm Ryozo Togaya. - And I'm Megwin.
- Raising a child seems like a lot of work. - Yeah, it seems like it.
- So we're going to learn from our predecessors. - Yeah.
- We're going to have a one-day childcare experience. - Oh!
- A cute baby... Huh? Childcare experience? - That's right.
- Oh! That sounds like a lot of learning and I'm looking forward to it. - Yeah, it is.
If you do it for one day, you can get serious about it.
You might say that, but I think it's really important to do it for one day.
- So... - Yeah.
- We're going to have a one-day childcare experience. - Yeah.
- Oh, but... - Yeah.
- Can't a baby do it for one day? - Yeah.
- I might not be able to do it myself, so I'll have to ask my mom. - Go ahead.
- Aaaaah! - Huh?
- Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary! - Isn't it okay to do it here?
- Scary, scary, scary, scary... - Ugh...
- Ugh...
- I'll say it first, but this isn't really a baby, it's an infant. - Yeah.
- My experience is that infants do things like this. - Yeah.
- I think infants can do a lot of things, so I didn't know it was this hard. - So...
- Babies are like this? - Yeah.
- Hey! Babies are hard! - But...
- They smell, they're dirty, they have mustache... - Oh...
- They have mustache! - Oh...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- What's its name? - Yusaku.
- Yusaku? - Yeah.
- Ten months. - Ten months.
- Oh... - If it's a ten-month-old baby, it'll do things like this.
- Yusaku is completely copying that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You're loud. - Ugh! Ugh!
- Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! - Yeah, good baby, good baby, good baby...
So, has it begun?
Here we go!
- Ugh! - It's too heavy!
Talk to me!
It's a cute futon, Yuki, look!
This cute futon...
I'm so glad!
While Yuki is sleeping soundly, let's check the ingredients!
Meal set!
It looks like we're going to make her eat with this, right?
Marked, blessed, pure!
This is a toy...
What is this for?
- Haha, she's interested! - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah, oh, this is good!
This is good!
Okay, next...
- This is Yuki's favorite... - Mmm...
- Some kind of toy and some kind of seductive tape... - What's a seductive tape?
- Wait, what do you use a seductive tape for? - I think it definitely is necessary for childhood.
Yusaku, what do you use a seductive tape for?
- Oh! You're right! - That's it!
- I think we're going to wake up with a seductive tape! - Here it is...
Oh, there are clothes.
For newborns.
There are clothes for newborns, so I wonder what it is.
These are diapers, but are they for babies?
Are they for babies?
If they really become babies, they will use these diapers.
Yes.
They probably won't go to the bathroom anymore.
They probably won't be able to use them in the bathroom.
Are you letting them play now?
I want to play!
It's over!
I'll change it for you.
You're too late.
Eww!
It stinks!
Eww!
It's coming out.
Eww!
It has now become 12 o'clock in the morning.
After all, after the scientists went home, Siba has slept a lot.
Siba sleeps a lot and spends quietly, so it was nice to concentrate on work.
It's still light weather, so I'd like to have a lunch break.
I'll also eat lunch.
Itadakimasu
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no
Good morning
Oh, it's so big
Oh, it's...
It's tired
It's time for muscle training
Oh no, oh no
This is fun
Oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Don't waste it
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Do you want to eat?
Okay, I'll prepare it for you
Okay, let's walk
Let's practice walking
One, two...
I don't know, but it looks real
Can I eat it?
It looks like this
There is a short pasta like this
It smells good
It's a special pasta
Okay, let's eat
Itadakimasu
You did it
Isn't it gross?
It's me
Okay, let's eat
It looks delicious
Okay, I'm happy
You put it in properly
It's for that
Why do you spit it out?
What's wrong with you?
You idiot!
Stop it!
Don't smash it!
My collarbone!
No, no, no
Wait a minute
You can't edit it
It's okay
Wait!
Go home!
It stinks!
Stop it! Stop it!
Ouch!
Isn't this guy amazing?
Look at this!
Isn't he amazing?
Okay, see you!
No, no, no!
Oh, no!
I won't be broken!
It's time for me to go outside,
so I'm going to a bad place
for next week's shooting.
I thought I'd need something to carry
outside, so I brought
a towel, a cleaning brush,
a fishing rod, a kite,
a bag, toys, and water.
I think I'll bring all of these.
Ouch, my back hurts!
Okay, okay, okay.
Ouch!
Okay!
Now, I'm going out!
5 minutes later...
Okay, okay, okay.
5 minutes later...
Okay!
Hello!
I'm sorry, but I have a baby today.
A baby!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay, baby?
Excuse me!
Please come in!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
I said "welcome",
but you're a baby!
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
We're done shooting.
Let's go home.
Thank you!
Bye!
Thank you!
Okay!
Ah!
It's hot!
Here we go!
You're so heavy.
We're at a cafe.
I'll have a calpis first.
Calpis is here.
You're good at this.
Looks good.
Thank you.
It's hot!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
It was good, wasn't it?
Ah!
Hey!
It's hot!
You're playing with it, so you can't eat it, can you?
It's over.
It's leaking because it's so heavy.
It's all failure.
It's destroyed.
But it's powerful.
It's annoying.
It's annoying all the time.
It hurts.
I was surprised.
My nose came out.
Thank you very much.
If it wasn't for this cafe called Present Coffee, it would have been over.
It's hell.
It's hell to take a ten-month-old child who weighs 65 kilograms outside.
I absolutely don't need it.
I'm going to push it all the way in here, including the table.
I'm going to take it to the bathhouse and wash it.
It's licking me.
It feels good.
It's a good thing.
It's okay.
No, it's not!
It's wet.
It feels good.
It's wet.
No, it's not.
Hey!
It's annoying.
I'm going to take it now.
No!
Rolex!
Ro-lex!
That's Rolex.
Rolex.
I'll go get it.
You tried to steal it with roast beef, didn't you?
Tonight's dinner is this vegetable curry.
With this, you can eat nutritious curry.
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Itadakimasu, Shiro. Itadakimasu.
Itadakimasu.
OK.
That's great!
Isn't it tasty?
Not good, not good, not good, not good, not good, not good.
No, no, no!
Welcome.
It stinks!
Oh, no!
You did it!
How long have you been raising a dog or a baby?
No, I'm just taking care of them.
You're taking care of them!
How long have you been raising a baby?
Ten months.
You're a man, so you should take care of your sister.
Your sister is here!
Wow, you're here!
I'm so happy!
She just gave birth to a baby.
Wow!
I knew you couldn't do it.
You're a good boy.
What's this movement?
Is it pee?
What?
No, it's not.
What? Really?
You're mean.
What? Really?
Oh, no!
Wow!
This is terrible!
Ta-da!
What's this?
It's a collar.
A collar?
It's a simple collar.
He's just eating baby food.
Hurry up and take it off.
Wait a minute!
Hurry up and take it off.
I'm sorry.
I hate you.
Okay, it's done.
He's laughing!
Thank you for playing with me.
He looks happy.
Shall we drink milk?
We should drink milk and eat baby food.
It looks delicious.
We'll definitely eat baby food.
You look like you're about to puke.
What did you think just now?
It's fun.
You look like you're about to puke.
I've seen this in your wife's story.
You're sleepy, aren't you?
You had a lot of fun today, didn't you?
Open your mouth.
I'll be nice to you.
I don't think you're near Yusaku today, so I'll sleep here, too.
I can't open my mouth if I talk too much.
Good night.
Thank you!
Yusaku is...
Sleeping like a baby.
He is sleeping like a baby.
How was it?
How was your day of parenting?
The hardest part is not being able to get my head around it.
I don't know why, but there are a lot of things that come out of nowhere and the camera isn't rolling.
That really irritates me.
If only I could take a break, Riko would laugh and spend it with me.
I thought that was fun.
It's just a little heavy.
It was really hard there.
When I go out, it's really hell.
I used to take care of dogs before.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Tendon.
It was harder than then.
Oh, is that so?
It was harder than parenting?
Yes, dogs are more playful.
There are a lot of things for babies to be careful about.
It's hard.
As you can see, Yusaku is Shibayu.
Shibayu will tell you about his experience.
This is Shibayu from Yusaku.
Good morning.
Shibayu.
Good morning, Shibayu.
I've been avoiding you.
How was the production rate?
Oh, I'm bored.
No, I'm bored.
It was hard.
The rice was bad, I'm sure.
No, it's not much.
It's 65 grams of rice.
Of course, we're a little playful.
But I think it was a meaningful video.
That's right.
I'm really grateful to my parents for this.
I'm really grateful.
I've heard rumors about how hard it is.
But if you watch this video and think it's really happening for real,
I think you'll be able to feel it a little bit.
Please study it.